THIS is one of the reasons why I get so disgusted with the App store and their snail's pace when it comes to approval for OF for iPad-
Approved and now available for purchase today at the App store:

"MonsterFartHD"

Perfect, just perfect...
Sheesh!!:rolleyes:

Can you picture our App Reviewers clustered around a cubicle, testing 5000 different sounds of flatus? "okay people, that's lunch - we'll test another hundred sounds this afternoon."

To take the low road, & to build on BZ's idea, must we rename Omnifocus to "iOmniFart HD Pro, now with Flashlight?"

No, I say.

Okay, that's just stupid. And yet I still hit "submit."

[QUOTE=MissKaren;81204]
Approved and now available for purchase today at the App store:

MonsterFartHD
[/QUOTE]

Haven't you heard? It's an app based on my new book "Getting Things Moronic." Carrot Top wrote the Foreward but I did get a jacket quote from David Allen stating "@Someday/Maybe".

[QUOTE=DethByJazz;81206]Haven't you heard? It's an app based on my new book "Getting Things Moronic."[/QUOTE]

Surely you mean "Getting Things Dumb.":)

[QUOTE=steven;81208]Surely you mean "Getting Things Dumb.":)[/QUOTE]

Yeah. That's what I said, and don't call me Shirley! ;)

[QUOTE=steven;81205]Can you picture our App Reviewers clustered around a cubicle, testing 5000 different sounds of flatus? "okay people, that's lunch - we'll test another hundred sounds this afternoon."[/QUOTE]

You never know if flatus #4096 begins with, "And this is what Steve Jobs farts like..."

Do they look at every media file and listen to every audio file?

[QUOTE=steven;81205]Can you picture our App Reviewers clustered around a cubicle, testing 5000 different sounds of flatus? "okay people, that's lunch - we'll test another hundred sounds this afternoon."

To take the low road, & to build on BZ's idea, must we rename Omnifocus to "iOmniFart HD Pro, now with Flashlight?"

No, I say.

Okay, that's just stupid. And yet I still hit "submit."[/QUOTE]

LOL!! At least you all keep me laughing! :)

[QUOTE=gopi;81214]You never know if flatus #4096 begins with, "And this is what Steve Jobs farts like..."

Do they look at every media file and listen to every audio file?[/QUOTE]

Again, too funny! At least I can find some enjoyment here while I endure my "pain"! :):)

[QUOTE=gopi;81214]You never know if flatus #4096 begins with, "And this is what Steve Jobs farts like..."[/QUOTE]

You must be mistaken. Steve Jobs doesn't fart. But if he did it would be magical and revolutionary.

[QUOTE=DethByJazz;81233]You must be mistaken. Steve Jobs doesn't fart. But if he did it would be magical and revolutionary.[/QUOTE]

Absolutely hilarious!!

As a committed vegetarian, I am sure there is plenty of revolution and magic in the Jobs household!