Holy cow, PJP! ... you're exactly right. OMG, I've stared at this for a year and thought to myself... how stupid is this? Version 5 sucks. lol
http://screencast.com/t/1L2YARudBOxR
(...how stupid was I?!)
Awesome. Thanks.
Wow, there are actually a lot of typefaces here, after all.
Apparently, I had selected "Traditional" at some point, and shrank it down. Ouch.