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Originally Posted by Brian View Post
Sigh... I'm going to treat this as an object lesson on why one should not browse his employer's forums after midnight. :-)
I was rather hoping for some brilliant Holmesian insight!

Holmes and Watson go camping. They set up the tent, crawl inside and quickly fall asleep. A few hours later, Holmes wakes his trusty companion and says "Look up at the sky and tell me what you see."

Watson says "I see millions of stars."

Holmes says "And what does that tell you?"

Watson prattles on about how this illustrates the true insignificance of the individual, that Saturn is in Leo, and that it should be a beautiful day the next day. Then he asks the great detective what it tells him, and Holmes responds:

"Watson, you idiot, someone has stolen our tent!"